When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy. — Lindy West  (via jolinxo)

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the potential of boys is so magical but the reality is so depressing

He did it!

He did it!

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. — Chinese proverb (via psych-facts)

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mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

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somaymalou:

Photo: Herbert Migdoll

somaymalou:

Photo: Herbert Migdoll

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October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via larmoyante)

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Eye makeup at Marchesa Fall/Winter 2014 created by Gucci Westman using Revlon Colorstay Skinny Liquid Liner (available spring 2014).

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dead-end-street:

themindyprojectblog:

get it girl

LIFE GOALS

dead-end-street:

themindyprojectblog:

get it girl

LIFE GOALS

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